Both Hands


A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what
he can do.  The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can
be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage.  The man
agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over
and shoves the thing way up his behind.  The doctor then hands him a
second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly
to obtain the required depth.  He calls his wife over and tells her what
to do.  The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and
with the other shoves the medicine home.  Suddenly the man screams,
"DAMN!"  "What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did
that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulder."