Blonde At The Wheel

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches
the blonde lady driver.  "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving
all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!!  I almost
had an accident!  I looked up and there was a tree right  in front of
me.  I swerved to the left and there was another tree  in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer
replied, "Ma'am... that's your Pine Tree(tm) Air Freshener!"