Bill Clinton's Driver

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a
country road one evening when a pig ran in front
of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.

The pig was killed.

The President told his driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later the driver staggers back to the
car with his clothes in total disarray.  He was
holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in
the other and smiling happily.

"What happened?" asked the President.

"Well,"  the driver replied "the Farmer gave me the wine,
his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter
made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.

The driver replied: 
"I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig."