Beer Consumption


Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed
6 pints of beer each.  It was then observed
that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,
argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.  No further testing is planned.