A Man Rubbed A Lamp

One day, a man rubbed a lamp.

A genie popped out of the lamp and said, "You have
three wishes. I will grant whatever you wish for,
but remember, your boss gets twice as much as you
wish for, so be careful what you wish for."

The man said, "That's easy! I want a million dollars."

A big pile of cash appeared in front of him. "Now,
your boss has two million.

The man said, "Never mind! I am happy as long as I
have my million.  Now, I want a Mercedes."

A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie
said, "Now, your boss has two of these."

The man was happier than ever.  He thought about his
last wish, and said, "You know, I have always wanted
to donate a kidney!"