A Few Words On Paper

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon.  And, then it
takes eight people with big dishes to collect all the money!"