ADVICE FROM KIDS



ADVICE FROM KIDS

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
*    Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
*    Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes.
*    Randy, 9

Never pee on an electric fence.
*    Robert, 13

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
*    Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment.
*    Traci, 14

Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
*    Mitchell, 12

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
*    Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
*    Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
*    Armir, 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
*    Kellie, 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
*    Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
*    Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
*    Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your  mom when she's on the
phone.
*    Alyesha, 13

Never try to baptize a cat.
*    Eileen, 8