We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a
frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and
respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?
Here goes
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=MC^2_) a smart ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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