A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and 
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores 
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she 
hears one of the men say the following;
     
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come 
again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee 
twice. Then I come once-a more."
     
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this 
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
     
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I'mma just tella my friend 
howa to spell Mississippi."
 
 

The Godfather