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Observation...
Amish Buggy
More Idiots...everywhere
Job Evaluations
Pope and Queen
Loaded Questions
First Aid
Correct Punctuation
Label Instructions
Lawyers are ...
Blind Matzah
Business is Business
Midget Housing
That Dream again
Airline issues
Skeleton in the Closet
Dean's List
A Jealous Husband
Motorcycle
Apology to China
Life Sucks, then you...
Slow!
Little Known Facts (nice!)
What Trip?
Money Jokes
Another bar joke
The Gay Family
Train Story
Happy Man
Where's the Love?
Life's Certainties

06/16/2000


What Would You Do If I Died?
Bear Warning
Small Town Justice
Tips For Moms (solid advice)
Elementary, My Dear Watson
When Should I Plant The Lettuce?
Dentist
Indecent Exposure
Arthur And Samuel
Kidz Humor
Paint My Porch
Bullseye Champion
In Response To Dr. Laura
Blatant Racial Discrimination
Thunderstorm
Seatbelt

04/27/2000


20 Years Ago, Exactly
24 Hours To Live
A Letter from a S/w Professional to his girl friend.
Arkansas Bar
Barney (Cute Purple Dinosaur?)  
Bush Gives Back The Alamo
Degrees Of Cold - !  
Drunk
Expected Baby
Family Decision
Fear No Evil
Five Dollar Sale
Food Spoilage Table
Fowl Humor
Get Out, And Never Come Back
Glass Eye
good one
Gotta Go
Happy Presidents' Day!
How Did It Happen?
How Much English?
I've Lost All Me Luggage
Is Windows a Virus?  
JEWISH QUIPS FOR A MONDAY
Kiss My .....
Let's Be Honest
Letter to IRS  
Lipstick On The Bathroom Mirror
Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny's Pappa
New York At Heaven's Door
Not Exactly The ILGWU
Not Worth It
Plumber
Professional/Consultant Intelligence Test
Proof That Jesus Was A....
Red Lights
Radio Conversation Transcript  
Scuba Diving
Sorry About Your Smoke Detector
Source Code To Windows 2000 (programmer humor)
Stage
Super Bowl Ticket
Supreme Sacrifice
Talk is Cheap
The Evils Of Marijuana
The Farmer's Party
The Groom's Parents
The Hidden Stash
The Jewish Samurai
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth
The Ultimate Computer
Those Lying Politicians
Three Balls
Time Sheets
True Story: worst first date
Two Irishmen
Two Second Doctor Exam
What Can She Do For You?
what doesn't melt
What Is Easter?
WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS

Up Till 2000


Men and Women
CRISTMAS STORY
The Truth (Adam & Eve)
Women are clever
Great Writer
The Trial
Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky 
Baby Cabbies
Football Fan
Dear Bank Manager 
Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary
Bad Language
Respectful Little Johnny 
Did You Use My Name?
New Job Interview Techniques
Sauerkraut
Kids Say
Gassy Old Lady
I'm In Love With My Horse
Portrait
Useful Metric Conversions 
Close Shave
Take A Hike... Earn A Bike
One Question Too Many
Reminds Me Of Dogbyte
History - Abridged 
Union Plumbers
Prison Vs. Work
Ridiculous Government Paperwork 
How to Score with Women 
The World According To Spock  
Proud Father
Fear This!
Photo Radar Trap
The Jewish Mother
Ask and You Will Learn
"Cash, Check or Charge?
A Few Words On Paper
Ancient Religious Tradition
A True Story
Third Wish
Maybe Gay
Get A Haircut, Son!
Redneck,Sheep,Dog,Woman
Wrong Number
Real Courtroom Bloopers 
Analytical Socioeconomics
I Want To Be A Prostitute!
Keeping Myself Pure
Old Friends
The LeRoy Brothers
Dearly Departed
Wake Up For School
Morris The Salesman
Diesel Fitter
Why Men Can't Win
Drug Dealers Vs. Software Developers 
The Bird
Don't Upset the Nurse
A Proven New Yorker
The Statue
Two Mongooses
Letter Home From School
Snoring
Church or Fishing?
The Farmer's Wife
Constipation
The 'Here After' Routine
Great Bar
Microsoft Furniture
William's Half Sister
College Sex Is Fine
Go to Heaven
Blond & Redhead
Gilligan = Satan???
Inheritance
Time Line
The Girl's Night Out
HMO 
Score!
The Y-Zero-K Problem
Miracles Happen To Believers
Dave Works Hard!
No Fancy Stuff
Lawyer in Heaven
HMO Humor
Little Johnny's Mom
Jewish Mothers
The Money, The Bible Or The Whiskey?
Collegiate Canine 
Mix Up
Bill Clinton's Driver 
Action Hero Catch Phrases
I survived Y2K
Bank Robbery
Elevator
Blonde At The Wheel
Beer Consumption
Control Of Your Wife
Political Party
The Jews Keep Rome
New Town Doctor
The Tyson Chicken Account 
ONE BIG ASS HALLOWEEN E-MAIL
Airbags
The Pretzel
The Wolf Man
Streets Of New York
How To Attend a Meeting
Some Classic Cowboy Jokes
Let Me Tell You 'Bout This Here Pig
Even In The End,... You're Screwed!
Free Drinks
What Men Really Mean 
Cough Syrup
Alabama State Troopers
G.A.S.H.
The Importance of Correct Punctuation
What Do You Believe In?
Holiday Travel
Sad News
Mary's Movie Rental
Santa Claus Is A Woman
Mel In Arizona
FW: Top5 - 10/22/99 - New Features in Windows 2000
Subjecting you to the same pain I must endure...
A little quote about "Y2K"
The Bathroom
ADVICE FROM KIDS
Heaven, Hell and executives
Gravy Ladle 
Storks
My Goldfish Died
Grading of the Finals Here At ASU
I Will Survive
Making The Grade
You Can Run, But You Can't Hide
The Perfect Story
Both Hands
It's The Thought That Counts
Cigarettes Under The Carpet 
The Year 2000 Problem
A Man Rubbed A Lamp
Successful Sons
A Short History Of Medicine 
The Honest Husband
2 Drops Every 4 Hours
Squeeze My Lemon
Plain English
Monkeys
Philosophy of Life
Killer Kangaroos  

Old Stuff

Funny Bits

Current
Quoteable quotes
Explaining your Paycheck
Same Doctor

June
Cheer UP
Year 2000 again
American Values
Low Brigde
Collegiate Canine
Three Wishes
New Windows Errors
Got Milk?
New Son In Law
Pay The Man
Jewish Wedding
Auto Mechanic
Klingon Programmers
Bull Reproduced...
Old Jewish Yarn Merchant
Honor Among Thieves
The New Principal
Cannibal Island
How Specs Live Forever
The Funeral
Snoring
Engineers VS Accountants  
Jewish Jokes
Women Just Don't Understand  
Lessons From James Bond  

Remainder of May
The Last Rites
Broken Leg
Emotional Guy
MIT Course Evaluation  

Week of 05/10/99
Dark Drawings
Generous Barber
Shoe Repair

Week of 05/03/99
More Virus Alerts
Arguing Rabbis 
Sensitivity
Atlanta Headlines
Y2K Status
The Three Little Pigs 

Week of 04/26/99
Russian Programmers 
Driving Rules
Getting Results
I'm Doomed

Week of 04/19/99
Free Meat
New Microsoft Keyboard 
White House Parrot 
Americans VS Japanese
Walk with Pride

Week of 04/11/99
Cute Kids
A Satisfied Taxpayer  
Another Dumb Criminal
Carjacking Foiled
Heavenly Health Food
Rolls Royce VS Yugo  
Redneck Hunters  

03/31/99
Classified Ads  
Comments on the forest  

03/30/99
Parental Excuses
Prison Lawsuits
Gullibility Virus

03/26/99
Latest Mergers II
Shabbos
Email Issues

03/25/99
Oreo Personality Test
Maintain insanity in the office

03/23/99
Complete Idiots

03/22/99
Rules of the Office
Golf Story
Big Number on Campus

03/17/99
Sightings of the Stupid

03/16/99
Forget Me Not
Magician and the Parrot
Jewish Vocabulary

03/09/99
Jewish Grammar Laws
Children's Property Laws
Survival of the fittest

03/01/99
Military Courage
Top 10 Signs your Teletubby is gay

02/26/99
When I was your Age
Procrastinator's Calendar
Iraqi Primetime TV Schedule
10 Best things to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk

02/22/99
Great Things to do in a Walmart
The Priest and the Boy
As the Americans
Urban Legend Collage

02/17/99
Rules for Jewish Living
Last Wishes
Idiots ... everywhere!
Pre-Relationship Agreement
Desperately seeking tech support!

02/05/99
Talk Like a Frog

02/04/99
Doberman VS The Puppy
18 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN THE NEW JERSEY AREA

02/03/99
3 Clergy Men
Scam Warning II

02/02/99
Darwin Awards 98 !!!
Scam Warning

02/01/99
MCDonnell - Douglas Packaging Material

01/29/99
The Natural Laws

01/25/99
New Year's resolutions for internet junkies

01/20/99
Computers and Movies
Actual Product Labels

01/19/99
Haircuts - the difference between men and women

01/18/99
Signs of the World II
Tech Support Blues II
Math Lesson
Y2K

01/13/99
Regulations for Operation of Aircraft, 1920
Ghost Story
Physics saves lives
Out Golfing
Speeding ticket
Beer Troubleshooting
Court Statements
Rules of etiquette
Grandma's Prescription

12/17/98
Actual Car Bumper Stickers
Some funny stories
Top 10 most brilliant marketing screw-ups
Really dumb criminals
More Really dumb criminals
Yet More Really dumb criminals
Spelling in the new era
What do you belive in?
Nieman Marcus Cookies and revenge
How IT happens
Beer words of wisdom
Arkansas Drivers Licence application
Bob and the Cop
How to break Bad News
Little Johny
Fun with Saddam and Bill
The Children's Bible
Then why doesn't it taste sweet?
Win 98 source code, TOP SECRET
The gas meter
The Corruption Trial
Miscellaneous Quotes
Telemarketing (very funny)
Creature from outer space
Top 10 Actuarial questions
Top 10 signs Martha Stewart is stalking you
Actual Hospital chart mistakes
Tobacco Money
Science in a nutshell
Software installation guide
The parrot
Some Funnies
Bar Jokes
Redneck Medical Terms
Actual Signs and Notices
Tales of the Sky
The Germans and Air Traffic
More Tales of the Sky
Understanding Computer Jargon
12 Changes to the Wizard of OZ
The HMO executive
Government run under Pro-Wrestlers
Travel Agent Stories
Kurt Vonnegut's MIT address
Actual Epitaphs
Life Expectancy
Ski Season Preparations
GigaBurg Bug
100 ways to mess with you roommate
Surgery
Hillary and Chelsea
Joke of the day   (which day?)
Desert Survival Tactics
How to Tick People off
Clinton   (after death)
Clinton Humor  (Ben&Jerry's Presidential Flavors)
Clinton's address   (first draft)
Stress Management
FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT
Useless Trivia
More Useless Trivia
The Latest Mergers
Managed Friendship
Top signs Yankees are getting arrogant
The consultant (if the shoe fits)
Elevator Fun
Math Problems of the times
The Brown Haired Blonde
Blonde and the Horse
The Faith Questionnaire
The Twinkie case study
Letter home   (template)
Rejection Letter   (template)
Dam Beavers
Titanic vs Clinton
The Cold Diet
When will the car arrive?
Various Headlines
Astute Women
Samuel Goldwyn's Quotes
Actual Resume excerpts
Why Men can't win
Instructions for Bosses
I Can't Do That
Dennis Miller's Deep Thoughts
Dr. Seuss' Computer Instructions
What would you give up for golf?
Performance Appraisal Terms   (and their meanings)
Children of Israel
Israeli Paintings
Rules That Guys wish Girls knew
Collection of Factoids
Women and Chocolate
Signs of the World
Duck Hunting experts
The Perfect Couple
Scott Adams on ZipperGate
Hard to find items
Don Juan
Application Dictionary
Darwin Awards 1997
Darwin Awards (unknown year)
Darwin Awards - late entry
A Batty Tale
Ice Fishing
Loan
Apartment For Rent
Bill Gates   (after death)
Man and 2 babies
Tech Support Calls
The Trunk
Building your resume
Birthday Bicycle
Dear Santa

This stuff is from the old page(94-97)
A Bunch of Love Jokes
The meaning of JERK revisited
Microsoft's newest Lawsuit
Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Shooting Yourself In The Foot in various programming languages
The New Priest
Manual on Hunting Elephants
Election Day Blues, or the quick guide to the government
Top 10 reasons why Harley Riders don't wave at other motorcyclists
Take this easy quiz
Top Signs that you are too DRUNK
What not to say on the bus
The Middle Aged Gynecologist
Elizabeth Taylor And Evander Holyfield
The Constitution OF Love
You know you are addicted to Internet when...
Bill Gates and the Automotive industry
Newest Viruses!!!
The History Of Spam
What's WC??????
The Ultimate Collection of Light Bulb Jokes


Funny Pictures


New - computer funnies
Monica
The new Menu
Intern Barbie
Winnie the Pooh - Russian style
Starr Wars
Flame war (animated)
Evolution???
Viagra (Movie)

Secrets!


Excel 97 secret
Office 97 Tricks
Windows 3.1 Tricks

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