06/16/2000

04/27/2000

Up Till 2000

Old Stuff

Funny Bits

June
Cheer UP
Year 2000 again
American Values
Low Brigde
Collegiate Canine
Three Wishes
New Windows Errors
Got Milk?
New Son In Law
Pay The Man
Jewish Wedding
Auto Mechanic
Klingon Programmers
Bull Reproduced...
Old Jewish Yarn Merchant
Honor Among Thieves
The New Principal
Cannibal Island
How Specs Live Forever
The Funeral
Snoring
Engineers VS Accountants  
Jewish Jokes
Women Just Don't Understand  
Lessons From James Bond  

Remainder of May
The Last Rites
Broken Leg
Emotional Guy
MIT Course Evaluation  

Week of 05/10/99
Dark Drawings
Generous Barber
Shoe Repair

Week of 05/03/99
More Virus Alerts
Arguing Rabbis 
Sensitivity
Atlanta Headlines
Y2K Status
The Three Little Pigs 

Week of 04/26/99
Russian Programmers 
Driving Rules
Getting Results
I'm Doomed

Week of 04/19/99
Free Meat
New Microsoft Keyboard 
White House Parrot 
Americans VS Japanese
Walk with Pride

Week of 04/11/99
Cute Kids
A Satisfied Taxpayer  
Another Dumb Criminal
Carjacking Foiled
Heavenly Health Food
Rolls Royce VS Yugo  
Redneck Hunters  

03/31/99
Classified Ads  
Comments on the forest  

03/30/99
Parental Excuses
Prison Lawsuits
Gullibility Virus

03/26/99
Latest Mergers II
Shabbos
Email Issues

03/25/99
Oreo Personality Test
Maintain insanity in the office

03/23/99
Complete Idiots

03/22/99
Rules of the Office
Golf Story
Big Number on Campus

03/17/99
Sightings of the Stupid

03/16/99
Forget Me Not
Magician and the Parrot
Jewish Vocabulary

03/09/99
Jewish Grammar Laws
Children's Property Laws
Survival of the fittest

03/01/99
Military Courage
Top 10 Signs your Teletubby is gay

02/26/99
When I was your Age
Procrastinator's Calendar
Iraqi Primetime TV Schedule
10 Best things to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk

02/22/99
Great Things to do in a Walmart
The Priest and the Boy
As the Americans
Urban Legend Collage

02/17/99
Rules for Jewish Living
Last Wishes
Idiots ... everywhere!
Pre-Relationship Agreement
Desperately seeking tech support!

02/05/99
Talk Like a Frog

02/04/99
Doberman VS The Puppy
18 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN THE NEW JERSEY AREA

02/03/99
3 Clergy Men
Scam Warning II

02/02/99
Darwin Awards 98 !!!
Scam Warning

02/01/99
MCDonnell - Douglas Packaging Material

01/29/99
The Natural Laws

01/25/99
New Year's resolutions for internet junkies

01/20/99
Computers and Movies
Actual Product Labels

01/19/99
Haircuts - the difference between men and women

01/18/99
Signs of the World II
Tech Support Blues II
Math Lesson
Y2K

01/13/99
Regulations for Operation of Aircraft, 1920
Ghost Story
Physics saves lives
Out Golfing
Speeding ticket
Beer Troubleshooting
Court Statements
Rules of etiquette
Grandma's Prescription

12/17/98
Actual Car Bumper Stickers
Some funny stories
Top 10 most brilliant marketing screw-ups
Really dumb criminals
More Really dumb criminals
Yet More Really dumb criminals
Spelling in the new era
What do you belive in?
Nieman Marcus Cookies and revenge
How IT happens
Beer words of wisdom
Arkansas Drivers Licence application
Bob and the Cop
How to break Bad News
Little Johny
Fun with Saddam and Bill
The Children's Bible
Then why doesn't it taste sweet?
Win 98 source code, TOP SECRET
The gas meter
The Corruption Trial
Miscellaneous Quotes
Telemarketing (very funny)
Creature from outer space
Top 10 Actuarial questions
Top 10 signs Martha Stewart is stalking you
Actual Hospital chart mistakes
Tobacco Money
Science in a nutshell
Software installation guide
The parrot
Some Funnies
Bar Jokes
Redneck Medical Terms
Actual Signs and Notices
Tales of the Sky
The Germans and Air Traffic
More Tales of the Sky
Understanding Computer Jargon
12 Changes to the Wizard of OZ
The HMO executive
Government run under Pro-Wrestlers
Travel Agent Stories
Kurt Vonnegut's MIT address
Actual Epitaphs
Life Expectancy
Ski Season Preparations
GigaBurg Bug
100 ways to mess with you roommate
Surgery
Hillary and Chelsea
Joke of the day   (which day?)
Desert Survival Tactics
How to Tick People off
Clinton   (after death)
Clinton Humor  (Ben&Jerry's Presidential Flavors)
Clinton's address   (first draft)
Stress Management
FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT
Useless Trivia
More Useless Trivia
The Latest Mergers
Managed Friendship
Top signs Yankees are getting arrogant
The consultant (if the shoe fits)
Elevator Fun
Math Problems of the times
The Brown Haired Blonde
Blonde and the Horse
The Faith Questionnaire
The Twinkie case study
Letter home   (template)
Rejection Letter   (template)
Dam Beavers
Titanic vs Clinton
The Cold Diet
When will the car arrive?
Various Headlines
Astute Women
Samuel Goldwyn's Quotes
Actual Resume excerpts
Why Men can't win
Instructions for Bosses
I Can't Do That
Dennis Miller's Deep Thoughts
Dr. Seuss' Computer Instructions
What would you give up for golf?
Performance Appraisal Terms   (and their meanings)
Children of Israel
Israeli Paintings
Rules That Guys wish Girls knew
Collection of Factoids
Women and Chocolate
Signs of the World
Duck Hunting experts
The Perfect Couple
Scott Adams on ZipperGate
Hard to find items
Don Juan
Application Dictionary
Darwin Awards 1997
Darwin Awards (unknown year)
Darwin Awards - late entry
A Batty Tale
Ice Fishing
Loan
Apartment For Rent
Bill Gates   (after death)
Man and 2 babies
Tech Support Calls
The Trunk
Building your resume
Birthday Bicycle
Dear Santa

This stuff is from the old page(94-97)
A Bunch of Love Jokes
The meaning of JERK revisited
Microsoft's newest Lawsuit
Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Shooting Yourself In The Foot in various programming languages
The New Priest
Manual on Hunting Elephants
Election Day Blues, or the quick guide to the government
Top 10 reasons why Harley Riders don't wave at other motorcyclists
Take this easy quiz
Top Signs that you are too DRUNK
What not to say on the bus
The Middle Aged Gynecologist
Elizabeth Taylor And Evander Holyfield
The Constitution OF Love
You know you are addicted to Internet when...
Bill Gates and the Automotive industry
Newest Viruses!!!
The History Of Spam
What's WC??????
The Ultimate Collection of Light Bulb Jokes

Funny Pictures

Secrets!