10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification,
'cause these
ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking
for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but
I'll never know, 'cause
even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you
absolutely, positively,
have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper
in the room...accept no
substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know
what the fuck we're gonna
do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of!
Do they speak Bocce on
What?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What the
brother gonna do? He's a
wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that
says, "Bad Mother
Fucker."