MONDAYS:
        8:00 Husseinfeld
        8:30 Mad About Everything
        9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
        9:30 The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
       10:00 Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS:
        8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
        8:30 The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right
        9:00 Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things
        9:30 Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
       10:00 Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAYS:
        8:00 U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
        8:30 When Kurds Attack
        9:00 Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah
        9:30 Just Shoot Me
        10:00 Veilwatch

THURSDAYS:
        8:00 Matima Loves Chachi
        8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
        9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
        9:30 My Two Baghdads
       10:00 Diagnosis: Heresy

FRIDAYS:
        8:00 Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot
        8:30 Only Our Will and Grace From God Can Keep Us From Touching
                Each Other
        9:00 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
        9:30 Achmed's Creek
       10:00 Matlock