-The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

 -The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the
  pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

 -Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

 -The skin was moist and dry.

 -Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

 -The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

 -She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
  1989 when she got a divorce.

 -Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

 -The patient was in his usual state of good health until his
  airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

 -I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
  therapy.

 -The patient was prepped and raped in the usual manner.

 -Examination reveals a well-developed male laying in bed with his
  family in no distress.

 -Patient was alert and unresponsive.

 -When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

 -The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet
  turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times
  a week.

 -Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to
  Los Angeles.

 -Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

 -She is numb from her toes down.

 -Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right
  foot.

 -While in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent
  home.

 -The patient was to have a bowel resection.  However, he took a job
  as a stockbroker instead.

 -The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent
  headaches.

 -Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.