Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a
long trial, the jury aquitted him.  Later that day Carlson came
back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I want to get out a warrant for that dirty
lawyer of mine."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your aquittal.  What do you want
to have him arrested for?"

"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to
pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."