"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that
the home backed up to. They would have golfing privilegeseveryday and each
week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses
on earth.
The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".
Peter's reply, "This is heaven; you play for free."
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffetlunch with
the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied
with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the oldman
asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like
of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This
is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat
and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried
to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If
it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years
ago!"