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10 Reason Harley Riders Don't Wave
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From: daved@world.std.com (Dave T Dorfman) Subject: Top 10 reasons
harley riders don't wave :-> Keywords: jokes Date: Tue, 3 Aug 1993 14:07:32
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The top 10 reasons why Harley
Riders don't wave at other motorcyclists
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10) Much to cool to acknowledge non Harley riders
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9) Too busy daydreaming about owning a real motorcyle
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8) Engine too weak to handle the added wind resistance of a waving hand
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7) German shepard in back of pick up truck with harley easily upset by
rapid hand movements.
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6) Are you kidding ? risk there lives by trying to control a Harley with
only one hand.
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5) Too Busy humming "Born to be Wild" while fantasizing about being peter
fonda.
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4) No time to wave while thinking about the best way to pay for next order
of genuine Harley accesories including official HD calculator to be used
by the millions of Harley riding CPA's.
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3) If I had to tell you , you wouldn't understand anyway.
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2) They can't see you due to half shell helmet falling over eyes.
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1) They think we are actually trying to draw their attention to the parts
falling off their bikes and they are sick and tired of it.
But seriously, whats the best motorcycle made in America, The Honda
Gold Wing , of course. :->