A stranger walks up to him and whispers: "Would you give up a
fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that
his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good
omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult
putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt.

     Two holes later he mumbles to himself: "Boy, if I could only
get an eagle on this hole."  The same stranger moves to his side and
says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"The golfer
shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.

     Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to
win.Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says,
"Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win
this match?"

     The golfer says, "Certainly."  And makes the eagle.As the golfer
walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,"You
know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I
am.  I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."