Samuel Goldwyn, the movie producer who founded Goldwyn Productions and
Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer was known for his misuse of the English language.
Here are some of my favorite Goldwynisms:

"An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."

"Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."

"In two words, impossible."

"Include me out"

"I don't care if it (his new picture) doesn't make a nickel. I just want
every man woman and child in America to see it."

When Goldwyn's secretary asked him if she should destroy files that were
more than ten years old, he answered, "Yes, but keep copies."

When told he couldn't film Radclyffe Hall's "The Well of Loneliness"
because it dealed with lesbians, he replies, "All right, where they got
lesbians, we'll use Austrians."

"I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never
wrong."

"Tell them (the actors) to stand closer apart."

"If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this
business."

"You fail to overlook the crucial point."

"For your information, just answer me one question!'

"Its absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities."

"Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory."

"Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't
see it."

"Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale."

"Give me a couple of years and I'll make that actress an overnight
success."

"True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a
definite answer. I won't say yes and I won't say no--but I'm giving you
a definite maybe."