Ghost Story
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on
the supernatural.  To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.

"That's really good.  I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has  anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response.  Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic.  But let me ask you one question further... Have any  of
you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student in the back raises his hand.  The professor is astonished. He
takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever  claimed to have slept with a
ghost.  You've got to come up here and tell  us about your experience."

The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and
begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a  Ghost."

The student replies,  "Ghost?!?  I thought you said 'goats.'"