A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa talk like a frog."

The Grandpa replied, "What, I'm not going to talk like a frog."

The little boy again asked, "Come on Grandpa talk like a frog please."

Grandpa again said, "No, Go bother your grandmother."

The little boy finally gave up and left.

A little while later the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa
will you talk like a frog for me?"

Grandpa of course replied, "NO."

The little girl then said, "Please Grandpa, will you talk just like a frog?"

Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said, "What is with you and your
brother? why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?"

The little girl looked at her grandpa and said, "Well last night Daddy told
us that when you croak we are going to go to Disney World."