In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast
as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass.
Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake
of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain
cells first.
Thus, regular consumption of booze helps eliminate the weaker
cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal
link
between all-weekend parties and job-related performance. It also
explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting
married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of
the new
graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious
alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they
achieved during their university years.
So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological
edge
we should not shutter ourselves in our homes. Get back into those
bars!
DRINK that Drink. Your family and country need you to be at your
peak, and
you shouldn't deny yourself the Absolut career that you could have.
Take life by the bottle, drink, and be all that you can be!