1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up, all
of you, just shut up."

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them
to call you "Admiral".

3. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've
got new socks on!"

4. Meow occasionally.

5. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

6. Smile at any hatless fellow passenger and say, "I like your hat!"

7. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of
Them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

8. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

9. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

10. Announce in the most scary voice possible, "I must find a more suitable
host body.", then exit the elevator.

11. Just repeatedly sing the song "fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly, fish
heads..."