Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell-Douglas military aircraft. In order
to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out
the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is
not required, but the information will help us to develop new products
that best meet your needs and desires.

 1.
  [_] Mr.      [_] Mrs.        [_] Ms.    [_] Lt.  [_]  Gen.
 [_] Comrade  [_] Classified  [_] Other
 First Name: ............... Initial: .. Last Name:
  ............... Code Name:  ..............
 Password: ........ (max 8 char)
 Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: .... .... ....

 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

         [_] F-14 Tomcat
         [_] F-15 Eagle
         [_] F-16 Falcon
         [_] F-117A Stealth
         [_] Classified

 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19../../..

 4. Serial Number: ..............................

 5. Please check where this product was purchased:

         [_] Received as gift/aid package
         [_] Catalog showroom
         [_] Independent arms broker
         [_] Mail order
         [_] Discount store
         [_] Government surplus
         [_] Classified

 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell-Douglas product
you have just purchased:

         [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
         [_] Store display
         [_] Espionage
         [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
         [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
         [_] Was attacked by one

 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

         [_] Speed / maneuverability
         [_] Price / value
         [_] Comfort / convenience
         [_] Kickback / bribe
         [_] Recommended by salesperson
         [_] McDonnell-Douglas reputation
         [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
         [_] Backroom politics
         [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

         [_] Iraq
         [_] North America
         [_] Central / South America
         [_] Iraq
         [_] Europe
         [_] Africa
         [_] Iraq
         [_] Asia / Far East
         [_] Misc. Third World countries
         [_] Iraq
         [_] Aircraft carrier
         [_] Classified

 9. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all
that apply:)

         [_] Communist / Socialist
         [_] Terrorist
         [_] Crazed
         [_] Neutral
         [_] Democratic
         [_] Dictatorship
         [_] Corrupt
         [_] Primitive / Tribal

 10. Your occupation:

         [_] Homemaker
         [_] Sales / marketing
         [_] Revolutionary
         [_] Clerical
         [_] Mercenary
         [_] Tyrant
         [_] Middle management
         [_] Eccentric billionaire
         [_] Defense Minister / General
         [_] Retired
         [_] Student

 11. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:

         [_] Golf
         [_] Boating / sailing
         [_] Running / jogging
         [_] Sabotage
         [_] Propaganda / disinformation
         [_] Destabilization / overthrow
         [_] Black market / smuggling
         [_] Collectibles / collections
         [_] Watching sports on TV
         [_] Interrogation / torture
         [_] Household pets
         [_] Crushing rebellions
         [_] Espionage / reconnaissance
         [_] Border disputes
         [_] Mutually Assured Destruction
         [_] Fashion clothing

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell-Douglas
serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive
mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist
groups, and mysterious consortia.

As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win
a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!