In Kennedy's time we had Camelot. In Clinton's we have
CAME-A-LOT.
Arkansas is very proud of Clinton. All these women coming
forward, and not one of them is his sister!
Q. What is the difference between George Washington,
Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
A. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell
the truth, and
Clinton doesn't know the difference!
President
Clinton has decided to recruit interns from only four colleges:
Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
Hillary Clinton goes to a fortune teller who says to her, "Prepare
yourself to be a widow, your husband will soon suffer a violent
death."
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I be
acquitted?"
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's
dress:
"Presidue".