Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation.
 They added the 11th commandment....           "Thou shall not put thy
 rod in thy staff".
 Bill Gates is in town (New York) showing all the computer executives
 how well Windows 98 works.  But computer executives say that Windows
 98 goes down so much they are thinking about renaming it MONICA 98
 

 In Kennedy's time we had Camelot.  In Clinton's we have  CAME-A-LOT.
 
 
 
 
 
 Arkansas is very proud of Clinton.  All these women coming
 forward, and not one of them is his sister!
 
 Q.  What is the difference between George Washington,
 Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
 A.  Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and
 Clinton doesn't know the difference!
 
 President
 Clinton has decided to recruit interns from only four colleges:
 Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
 
 Hillary Clinton goes to a fortune teller who says to her, "Prepare
 yourself to be a widow, your husband will soon suffer a violent
 death."
 Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I be
 acquitted?"
 
 
 The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's  dress:
                                   "Presidue".