A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very
hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it
was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in
the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decide to pick a few berries while enjoying
their
"freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along
but a
group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time,
the
minister and the priest cover their private parts, the rabbi covers
his face
as they run for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister
and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than
his
privates.
The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation
it's my
face they would recognize."