Three Clergymen
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it
was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decide to pick a few berries while enjoying their
"freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a
group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the
minister and the priest cover their private parts, the rabbi covers his face
as they run for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister
and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his
privates.
 
The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation it's my
face they would recognize."