An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males
in
her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding
to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use
it
and that she will if required: so get out of the car. The
four men
didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like
mad,
whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back
of
the car and get into the drivers seat. Small problem , her key
wouldn't
fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five
spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the
police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore
himself in
two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where
four
pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white
woman; no charges were filed.