Carjacking Foiled
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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males in
her car.  She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it
and that she will if required:  so get out of the car.  The four men
didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad,
whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of
the car and get into the drivers seat.  Small problem , her key wouldn't
fit the ignition.  Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces
farther down.  She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station.  The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in
two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white
woman; no charges were filed.