1) Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00
and
then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline
is refreshing.
2) If it's really a "rush job," run in and
interrupt me every 10
minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.
3) Always leave without telling anyone where
you're going. It
gives me a chance to be creative when someone
asks where you are.
4) If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books
or supplies, don't
open the door for me. I need to learn how
to function as a
paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
5) If you give me more than one job to do,
don't tell me which is
the priority. Let me guess.
6) Do your best to keep me late. I like the
office and really
have nowhere to go or anything to do.
7) If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret.
Leaks like that
could cost me a promotion.
8) If you don't like my work, tell everyone.
I like my name to be
popular in conversation.
9) If you have special instructions for a
job, don't write them
down. If fact, save them until the job is
almost done.
10) Never introduce me to the people you're
with. When you refer
to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify
them.
11) Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing
for you could
really change your life.
12) Tell me all your little problems. No one
else has any and
it's nice to know someone is less fortunate.