Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes
that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she
was driving
around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep
pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd,
"If I can
guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd,
always the
gentleman replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason
said,
"352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably,
totally
amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to
my end of the
deal.
Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally
picked one
that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K.,
now I
have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color,
can I have my
dog back?"