The Generous Barber
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 A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest
 tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying
 "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man -
 you do God's work."   The next morning the barber found a
 dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
 
 A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
 barber refused payment saying "I cannot accept money from
 you, for you are a good man - you protect the public."  The
 next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door
 to his shop.
 
 A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
 barber refused  payment saying "I cannot accept money from
 you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice
 system."  The next morning the  barber found a dozen more
 lawyers waiting for a haircut.