2.   You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]

3.   I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my
friends told me she was in labour for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours. [Rita Rudner]

4.   My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. [Rita Rudner]

5.   I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
[Wendy Liebman]

6.   Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
[Erma Bombeck]

7.   If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
[Sue Grafton]

8.   I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
[Roseanne Barr]

9.   I think-therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]

10.  "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country." [Elayne Boosler]

11.  "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
[Maryon Pearson]

12.  "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." [Gilda
Radner]

13.  "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman." [Margaret Thatcher]

14.  "If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably
choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary."
[Margaret Atwood]

15.  "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career." [Gloria Steinhem]

16. "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
[Gloria Steinhem]

17.  "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at
home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home
late at night." [Marie Corelli]

18.  "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
[Baroness Edith Summerskill]

19.  "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your
neck?" [Linda Ellerbee]

20.  "I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
his house." [Zsa Zsa Gabor]