WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS


1. "Always knock after dad comes."
-- Brian, 3
2. "Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored."
-- Elissa, 9
3. "Good food always comes with a toy."
-- Ryan, 6
4. "Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't
mean you should."
-- Juaquim, 7
5. "Don't dry the dog in the microwave."
-- Brittany, 5
6. "Never ask dad about his "other" friend."
-- Nippun, 10
7. "If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy."
-- Daniel, 7
8. "You can't eat soup with a fork."
-- Mel, 4
9. "Don't pick your nose when you're fingerpainting."
--Xiang, 8
10. "Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet."
--Bob, 11