Two Second Doctor Exam


A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give
her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's
swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady!
Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that
*her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her
reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window!
Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am.  It's just that the last
time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.
I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your
daughter pregnant!"