Red Lights


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car; both ladies could
barely see over the dashboard.  

As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.  

The stoplight was red but they just went on through.  

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it,
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light
was again red, and again they went right through.

This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention at the next
intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
they went right through. At this point she turned to her friend and said,
"Mildred!  Do you know we just ran through three red lights in a row!  You
could get killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said "Holy Moly!  Am I driving?"