The Pope and Queen Elizabeth


The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at 
thousands of people in the forecourt below.  The Queen says to the 
Pope out of the corner of her mouth "I bet you a tenner that I can 
make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of 
my hand."

The Pope says "No way. You can't do that."

The Queen says, "Watch this".

So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd 
goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and
cheering, basically going ballistic.

So the Pope is standing there going "Uh oh, what am I going to do?  
I never thought she'd be able to do it."

So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and 
says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go wild, 
not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of 
my head."

The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done."

So the Pope headbutts her.