Little Johnny's Dad


A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents
did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said,
"My mom is a Doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said,
"My father is a Professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said,
"My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she
made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her,
"Actually,.... I'm an attorney, 
but how I'm I supposed to explain
that to a seven year old???"