Gotta Go

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An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to take
a leak very badly. After a long search he just couldn't find
anyplace to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the
side streets to take care of business.

Before he could even get unzipped a Moscow police officer said,
"Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I gotta go, man," replied the tourist.
"You can't go here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of
grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the
cop, "whiz away."

The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and starts right on the
flowers. "Ahhh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you.
Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.

"No. This is the American Embassy."