Get Out, And Never Come Back
A business owner decides to take a tour around his
business and see how things are going. He goes down
to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning
against the wall doing nothing.
The owner walks up to the young man and says, "Son,
how much do you make a day?"
The guy replies, "150 dollars."
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, and
tells him to get out and never come back.
A few minutes later,...
the shipping clerk askes the owner,
"Have you seen that UPS driver??
I asked him to wait here for me!"