A Letter from a S/w Professional to his girl friend.


Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform
and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time,I've been lonely,this has been the bug in my life and you can
be a real debugger for me now. My life is just uncompiled program without
you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are
not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as
well.

Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal
to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last
evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving
expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.
With this letter,I just want to convey you that,if we are linked
together,I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being
to live a error free life.

Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as
I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree
for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my
connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me,my
system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges
of your inbox.


A Software Professional.