24 Hours To Live



A man went to the doctor, and the doctor told him he had only
24 hours to live. He went home to tell his wife and after they
both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have
sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live.

"Of course, Darling!" she replied. And so they had sex.

Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to her
again, and said, "You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you
think we could do it again?"

Again she responded very sympathetically and agreed to have
sex.

Another 8 hours pass, and she had fallen asleep from
exhaustion. He tapped her on the shoulder, and asked her again,
"You know dear, I only have 12 more hours left, how about we
do it again for old times sake?"

By this time she was getting a little annoyed, but reluctantly
agreed.

After they finished, she went back to sleep and 4 hours later,
he tapped her on the shoulder again and said, "Dear, I hate to
keep bothering you but you know I only have 8 hours left
before I die, can we do it one more time?"

Well, she turns to him with a grimaced look on her face and
says, "You know, YOU don't have to get up in the morning...
But I do!!!"