9. You're the CEO of a large company and you own 25% of its stock.
You
fucked up big-time and the stock's gonna bottom out when earnings get
reported in 20
hours. Describe your method for cashing in your stock
and leaving
the country without getting caught. Be specific.
8. You're an actuary for a large insurance company. You
have a choice
of mascots:
an umbrella, a tree, a rock, Snoopy, a pair of hands, another
rock,
the Sun or a pile of horse poop. Which do you choose?
7. You're an actuarial student taking an exam. The next
question says,
"You're
an actuarial student about to fail an exam. What do you do?"
Well,
what do you do?
6. You're an actuary for a medium-sized insurance
company expanding its operations overseas. Name all
the seas.
5. You're an actuary at a small insurance company because none
of the
big firms wanted to hire your dumb ass. Your assignment is to
design a
term life insurance product. The term is 2 hours. Design
the product,
register it, market it and sell as many as you can before the exam
is
over. Hand in your premium to the proctor at the end of the exam.
If
anyone dies before then, pay the claims before handing in the premium.
Do not kill other students' policyholders.
4. You're not an actuary, but you play one on t.v. Your
next line is,
"Our surplus is way too low this year." Read this out loud and
repeat it
until the
proctor tells you to stop. Loudest one wins.
3. You're an actuarial student whose "desk" is in a cubicle 3
ft wide
and 2 ft
long, which you share with another student, who is on top.
Describe
how you get into and out of it each day.
2. You're an actuary with pasty hair, body odor and no personality.
What's up with that?
1. You're a new FSA (passed all the exams) who just ended 7 years of
studying for exams to get a crappy certificate that may or may not
spell
your name
correctly. Describe your regret in detail. Good luck,
kids
The following was suggested as a more realistic alternative to ?1
Question ?1 - 7 years?? I wish. The question should
read: You've
been taking actuarial exams for 7 years with no end in
sight.
Describe how you feel when someone who started two years
ago has
finished. Show all work.