The man first asked for a million dollar house on the beach. Poof! A
gorgeous house appeared. Just then -- POOF!! -- a house twice as big
appeared next door and his mother-in-law was waving at him from the
window.
He hurried inside to avoid her. As he was admiring his new house, he
turned to the genie and said, "For my second wish, put $10 million
on
that table." Poof! There was so much money, it was falling off
the
table. Then POOF!! Next door,the money was flying out the windows and
his mother-in-law got $20 million.
He was getting frustrated by this time and turned to the genie, "OK,
let me get this straight. Whatever I wish for, my mother-in-law gets
double." The genie said, "Yes, I'm the mother-in-law genie, and that's
the way it works."
After scratching his head and thinking a bit, he suddenly turns to the
genie and says, "OK, for my third wish,... beat me half to death!"